But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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