I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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