I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I checked into jail on foursquare
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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