is wine microwaveable?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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