I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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