i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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