You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
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