Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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