Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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