whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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