All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Well I just put wine in my tea
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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