So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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