Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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