why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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