Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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