508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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