I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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