i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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