what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
God, I missed his penis.
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