yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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