is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
i've created a new STD.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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