I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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