Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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