i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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