everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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