It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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