Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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