god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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