i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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