at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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