People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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