when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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