They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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