Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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