"it" just moved
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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