3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I need to stop coming to work sober
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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