is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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