Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Randomize
