Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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