How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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