I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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