Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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