Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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