found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
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