i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Text me some of your sweat
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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