did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
You ate ashes out of my bong
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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