i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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