Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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