my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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