Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Me. At least after what I've been through.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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